T-Rex: The place: Earth. The time: whenever Earth's inhabitants finally invent ships cool enough to take them into space.
T-Rex: ...Or so they thought!
T-Rex: Because when they launched them, the astronauts crashed directly into the firmament!
T-Rex: It was exactly how medieval people supposed: the firmament is a solid mass surrounding the Earth, dotted with windows. Some open to let the sun and moon travel through, while others can be opened to allow gigantic warehouses of water, snow, and hail to discharge their contents. Stars are just lights on the surface.
T-Rex: Needless to say, this was super surprising for the astronauts!
T-Rex: "Yo, how could we have been so wrong?" they said. "We screwed the pooch on this one for sure."
Utahraptor: And then?
T-Rex: Embarrassed, they returned to Earth, but pretty soon nobody cared because the knowledge we were caged within a solid dome of unknown provenance brought the entire planet together - TO STAGE THE GREATEST JAILBREAK OF ALL TIME. THE END!
Utahraptor: What?? What happens next? WHAT'S ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE DOME??
T-Rex: To find out, purchase the "Five More Sentences" pak, or get the Season's Pass DLC to read the full conclusion, denouement, and epilogue right now!!
Off panel: You need to stop playing so many video games.
T-Rex: NEVER
