T-Rex: You see complete strangers on the street, you want to shout your opinions at them. I GET IT.
T-Rex: But here's how to do it better!
Narrator: HOW TO BE BETTER AT STREET HARASSMENT
T-Rex: See someone attractive? Instead of shouting "Hey baby!" try shouting "Hey, here's my secret tips about the best places to train water-type Pokémon!" That way we ALL learn some fun, time-saving techniques.
Dromiceiomimus: Man! Training water-type Pokémon can be SUCH A DRAG.
T-Rex: Um, NOT FOR LONG
Utahraptor: Don't shout "Hey! GET A ROOM!!" at couples kissing. Instead, shout "Hey! YOU CAN USE MY ROOM IF YOU WANT!!"
T-Rex: So generous!
T-Rex: And in response to a nice butt, instead of shouting "Hey baby is your butt an altered deck of cards because that ass is STACKED," try shouting "Hey baby I do hereby and solemnly swear to focus inward on bettering myself so that I might one day live up to my potential!!"
Utahraptor: Shout it proudly!!
Narrator: LATER, T-REX IS WALKING HOME:
Off panel: Hey baby! Try Diglett's Cave for getting your Gyarados up to level 100!!
T-Rex: 〚thinks〛 Man, like that wasn't the first place I tried
T-Rex: 〚thinks〛 DUH
