Narrator: WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE PIECE OF PUNCTUATION
T-Rex: Exclamation mark! It tells you that something SO fun and SO exciting is happening, even the author of the story was like,

T-Rex: "WHOAH, HOLD ON A SECOND, THIS ACTUALLY TOTALLY RULES!!"

Dromiceiomimus: Mine has to be the quiet yet noble period.
T-Rex: Dude, period's the vanilla of punctuation!
Dromiceiomimus: Right, because vanilla is SO BORING AND UNPOPULAR. That's how come it's the SECOND-MOST EXPENSIVE SPICE IN THE WORLD.
T-Rex: THAT'S JUST BECAUSE THE PLANTS NEED MANUAL POLLINATION
Dromiceiomimus: WE'LL TALK WHEN YOU STOP EATING ARTIFICIAL ETHYLVANILLIN

Narrator: T-REX AND DROMICEIOMIMUS SETTLE THEIR DISPUTE OVER ICE CREAM. LATER:
Utahraptor: I like semicolons!
T-Rex: Not bad!

T-Rex: But I must point out that the semicolon's purpose is almost IDENTICAL to the period! Therefore while not the vanilla of the punctuation world, it IS merely the vanilla with mint sprinkles.
Utahraptor: Uh, hello??
Utahraptor: That sounds AWESOME; let's go eat some right now

Narrator: T-REX AND UTAHRAPTOR SETTLE THEIR DISPUTE OVER ICE CREAM. LATER:
T-Rex: Dear audio diary!!
T-Rex: Ever since I paired my new conflict resolution technique with my new ice cream metaphor conflict generation technique, I've -
T-Rex: I've never been happier