T-Rex: You know what happens in movies that doesn't happen NEARLY enough to me, here in reality which I have reluctantly concluded is not actually a movie?
T-Rex: HILARIOUS CASES OF MISTAKEN IDENTITY.
T-Rex: Not once have I been swept up in international jewel thief intrigue, nor have I EVER been followed around by eager gang members who think I'm their amnesiac and missing leader who's trying to go straight. Not even once!
Dromiceiomimus: Maybe if you had more twin brothers?
Dromiceiomimus: Who - did crimes?
Utahraptor: I see two possible solutions to your problem, T-Rex!
T-Rex: Please, proceed!
Utahraptor: ONE: work on being as generic as possible in attitude and dress, so it's more likely you'll look like someone else.
T-Rex: BORING.
Utahraptor: Or TWO: adopt the impeccable dress, manners, and seductive charm of an international jewel thief.
Narrator: IN THIS ONE MOMENT, T-REX IS PERFECTLY TORN BETWEEN WANTING TO RUSH OUT TO READ EVERY BOOK ON DRESSING WELL, AND WANTING TO RUSH HOME TO CRY FOR ALL THE YEARS WASTED ON A NON-JEWEL-THIEF IDENTITY:
T-Rex: oh nooooooo
