T-Rex: I don't like missing out on awesome things, but I'm worried that awesome things are happening ALL THE TIME AROUND ME AHHHHHH

Narrator: T-REX HAS DEVELOPED A FEAR OF MISSING OUT
Narrator: HAH HAH OH WELL

T-Rex: I went to a party last night, even though I was really tired and would've preferred to stay in and observe lights and sounds arranged into entertaining shapes according to instructions recovered from a transmitted data stream! You know why?
Dromiceiomimus: Because you wanted to party instead of watching television shows?
T-Rex: FEAR OF MISSING OUT, exactly!!

Utahraptor: Well I was at a DIFFERENT party last night and I caught myself checking my phone all the time!
T-Rex: Why?

Utahraptor: Because I was worried there were better things happening at a different party! Every choice we make limits our options, and thanks to the internet we can be made constantly aware of all the things we COULD be doing, and how well they stack up against the things we actually ARE doing!

Off panel: Then I tried to cheer myself up by thinking how much of EVERYTHING people from history times missed out on, but then I realized all the FUTURE AWESOME STUFF that I'm never going to get to see!! And now I'm sad forever!
Off panel: Well bye