T-Rex: Folks today don't get moved by inspirational quotes because they're too busy being INCREDIBLY BORED. "Be the change you want to see in the what now? Sorry, I was checking my phone. DUE TO BOREDOM."
T-Rex: We need to sex up our sayings to truly inspire a new generation!!
T-Rex: I have considered this matter closely and as such I propose all sayings now include references to, oh I don't know, JERKIN' IT?? What's that, Dromiceiomimus? AS SOON AS I SAID "JERKIN' IT" I HAD YOUR UNDIVIDED ATTENTION??
Dromiceiomimus: You absolutely did! I say, are people jerkin' it somewhere?
T-Rex: Jerk it to the change you want to see in the world, Dromiceiomimus!!
Dromiceiomimus: Waaay ahead of you
Utahraptor: The man who does not jerk it has no advantage over the man who cannot jerk it!
T-Rex: So true!!
T-Rex: Don't cry because it's over, Utahraptor, jerk it because it happened!
Utahraptor: Haha yeah that is a pretty fun alternative to crying!! After all, that which does not kill us only makes us jerk it stronger!!
T-Rex: I'VE NEVER BEEN MORE INSPIRED
Banner: We are all jerkin' it in the gutters, but some of us are looking at the stars
