Narrator: SIX DEGREES OF SEPARATION
T-Rex: Maybe everyone is connected to everyone else by no more than six other people blah blah blah small world after all blah blah social networks blah
T-Rex: ANYWAY!
T-Rex: That's all pretty cool I GUESS, but it's still not like I'm getting Christmas cards from Patty Stew and Jonno Frakes. But you know what IS great? The name of the dude who came up with the idea!
Dromiceiomimus: Who?
T-Rex: Oh, just a person named... FRIGYES KARINTHY??
Utahraptor: No way. NO WAY.
T-Rex: Yes way!
T-Rex: FRIGYES FRIGGIN' KARINTHY. Only I don't know for sure if his middle name was "Friggin'".
Utahraptor: Still!
T-Rex: Still, right? I know!! We should change OUR names to "Frigyes"!
T-Rex: "Should we go chill with Frigyes and Frigyes?" our friends will say. "OH WOW, IF ONLY THERE WERE A MINCED OATH AND AFFIRMATIVE PARTICLE THAT COULD ANSWER THIS QUESTION??"
T-Rex: Man!
T-Rex and off panel: Literally nothing will ever go wrong for us again!