T-Rex: GAMERS: are you the best at games?

T-Rex: You probably think you're PRET-TY good at games, huh?

T-Rex: Yeah you do. I bet you think you're #1 at killing bad guys on a computer screen. Me? I like harder challenges here in the real world - or as I call it, "hardcore mode" - where if you die in the game you die in REAL LIFE. Oh, but I'm sure that sort of thing wouldn't interest you. Too much of a challenge, right?
T-Rex: Hey, how many imaginary aliens did you imaginarily shoot today?

Utahraptor: Shut up! I'll kick your ass!
T-Rex: Oh yeah? PROVE IT. Let's play Mop The Floors!

T-Rex: My best time? 15 MINUTES. I "zerg rush" dirt and grime so fast that you'll never beat my time, N00B.
Utahraptor: What? Your usage of gaming language gives authenticity to your claims and speaks to me in terms I relate to!! I WILL DESTROY YOU BY MOPPING THE FLOORS REALLY WELL.

Narrator: THIS CONCLUDES "COMICS FOR PARENTS TO GIVE TO TEENS". PARENTS: BE SURE TO CUT OFF THIS LAST PANEL
Narrator: SERIOUSLY. GET YOUR ACT TOGETHER, PARENTS
Narrator: YOU REALLY SHOULDN'T EVEN NEED THIS COMIC. WHY AM I DOING YOUR PARENTING FOR YOU??
Narrator: I DON'T EVEN KNOW YOU