Narrator: FREE BUSINESS CARDS print and save!
Narrator: also, add in your own personal information
Narrator: that part should be obvious
Business card: 〚script font〛 Your Name
Business card: I like dinosaurs!
Business card: but I work in JOB UNRELATED TO DINOSAURS, whatever
Business card: 〚red Star Trek font〛 YOUR NAME'S BUSINESS CARD
Business card: 〚Star Trek font〛 a one-act play
Dromiceiomimus: Frig, I wish my computer could do a thing! I wish I had someone to program a computer for me!!
T-Rex: I will do that, but ONLY if you pay me.
Dromiceiomimus: Wow!! I want to pay you all the money.
Business card: 〚Star Trek font〛 P.S.: YOU'RE THE YELLOW DINOSAUR, I'M THE T-REX.
〚a business card with a searing three-color gradient background〛
Business card: 〚Jokerman font with reversed vertical rainbow gradient〛 YOUR NAME
Business card: 〚Jokerman font〛 "My Business Card Is Fun And Quirky, Just Like Me"
T-Rex: 〚Comic Sans, purple〛 spork!
Utahraptor: 〚Jokerman font, purple〛 LOL!!!
Business card: Your Name.
T-Rex: I gave you this card because I thought you could do something for me. Just so we're absolutely clear: I hope to profit from this relationship.
Utahraptor: CAPITALISM
Business card: ENEMY'S NAME
T-Rex: Heck, I'm way worse than YOUR NAME! You should contact YOUR NAME instead and never contact me ever again. THANKS!
T-Rex: Also if you contact me I'll act confused, like I don't even know this card exists and was mailed out to every single person in my industry??
T-Rex: Hah hah
