Narrator: ADVANCED WRITING TIPS TIP #45
T-Rex: If you want to parenthetically notify your reader that something is amazing, put an exclamation point in brackets! For example:
T-Rex: I just saw a nice horse(!), you guys!
T-Rex: JUST ONE PROBLEM: (!) looks like a butt. It looks as much like a butt as :D looks like a face, which is to say: TOTALLY A LOT.
T-Rex: I don't have a solution for this, I just wanted to give fair warning: y'all be typing out butts.
Utahraptor: It looks even more like a butt if you underline your exclamation point: (_!_)
T-Rex: I'LL be the judge of that!
T-Rex: Now just give me a moment to imagine (_!_) and I'll be able to report on any -
T-Rex: ...OH MY GOSH. UTAHRAPTOR.
T-Rex: IN MY MIND'S EYE
T-Rex: I JUST SAW A BUTT
Narrator: ADDING BUTTMOTICONS TO EVERY WORK OF EXISTING LITERATURE IS LEFT AS AN EXERCISE FOR THE READER
Narrator: THIS CONCLUDES ADVANCED WRITING TIPS
Narrator: THE END
