T-Rex: Hey God! Here's something your precious "science" can't prove!
God: WHAT
God: WHAT
God: SINCE WHEN IS IT MY SCIENCE
T-Rex: Prove to me that the world wasn't created 1 millisecond ago!
God: WELL I MEAN THE FACT YOU'RE NOT 1 MILLISECOND OLD IS WHERE I'D START WITH THAT ONE
T-Rex: Doesn't work! You could've JUST NOW set up the universe and given everyone fake memories! And like, MOMENTUM.
God: THAT SEEMS LIKE A LOT OF WORK JUST SO I CAN HAVE THIS CONVERSATION
God: THIS FRANKLY TWO OUT OF A POSSIBLE FIVE STARS CONVERSATION
Utahraptor: I'd be more concerned with the chance our universe is OLDER than we think, not younger!
T-Rex: Explain!
Utahraptor: You know how in games sometimes you'll save right before your guy dies, so you'll keep restoring over and over, hoping that this time you'll be able to save your dude?
T-Rex: Holy crap. We could be reliving the same few moments over and over and have NO IDEA.
Utahraptor: Even death would offer no escape.
God: HAHA WOW
God: OH MAN IT'S LIKE
God: IMAGINE CARING THAT MUCH ABOUT ONE SINGLE DUDE
