T-Rex: Interested in sex, but like, from an academic perspective? Like, you don't want to HAVE it, you just want to LEARN about it.
T-Rex: Hah hah hah! Yeah right, bucko!!
T-Rex: But sure. I'LL PLAY ALONG.

Narrator: SEX ED in comic form
Narrator: AS NATURE INTENDED

T-Rex: Okay, so check it: sex is what happens when two people -
Dromiceiomimus: - well, you know... not necessarily, T-Rex.
T-Rex: Oh. OH. Okay, yeah, sex happens when two OR MORE people... wait. I forgot I found out you don't even need another person to have sex!!
T-Rex: I CRACKED THE CODE, you know?

T-Rex: Okay. Sex happens when one or more people do, um... sex?
Utahraptor: Defining sex is hard, huh?

T-Rex: It is! It's obviously not ALL peener-in-cloaca "let's hatch an egg" stuff. You can have sex even if you don't have peeners or cloacas, AND HOW, but with all the stuff folks DO when they have sex, it's kinda hard to define!
Utahraptor: "Something you do that you find sexy"?
T-Rex: DONE.

Narrator: LATER:
T-Rex: Hey ladies, who has no thumbs and can't even come up with a working definition of sex? THIS GUY.
T-Rex: ...Wait, that sounded like I'm bad at it! ATTENTION LADIES!!
T-Rex: Um, I feel like I could probably figure my way around WHATEVER you got goin' on