T-Rex: Okay now that we're all internet experts, let's move on to ADVANCED INTERNET MOVES. This is LEVEL 9999 manoeuvres, people.
God: HOW TO CHAT UP THE HOTTIE BABES
T-Rex: Nope!

Narrator: HOW TO TUNE TCP PARAMETERS ON HIGH-LATENCY NETWORKS
T-Rex: LET'S DO THIS!!

T-Rex: So the default Linux network stack has TCP buffer sizes that are WAY too small. It's hilarious. I mean, they're a factor of your available memory (OBVIOUSLY) but generally you can bump those values up quite a bit from the defaults. You should be doing this right now, if you haven't already.
Dromiceiomimus: Huh.
T-Rex: I KNOW, right??

Utahraptor: Hey, T-Rex, can we talk about chatting up hottie babes instead?
T-Rex: NO. Stack tuning parameters ONLY!

Utahraptor: Okay - everyone who wants to hear about hottie babes, follow me! But stay here if you super want to hear about computer junk that sucks.
T-Rex: Hey, you know what really sucks? Um it's a little thing called A POORLY TUNED TCP/IP STACK??

Narrator: SOON, T-REX DECIDES TO CHAT UP BABES AFTER ALL:
Off panel: I'm so attractive it's ridiculous. I'm rolling my eyes at how attractive I am.
T-Rex: That's cool, that's cool!
T-Rex: Listen, JUST SO YOU KNOW, I'm doing computer science in my head right now