Narrator: HOW TO USE GOOGLE
T-Rex: Google is like a friend who remembers that one time
T-Rex: - THAT ONE TIME, IT ONLY HAPPENED ONCE -
T-Rex: when you asked him if he ever touched his own poops, JUST LIKE, AS A JOKE, and now he KEEPS BRINGING IT UP. And now whenever you go for a drive he makes sure to drive you past every poop billboard and nudge you in the ribs. And every single time you say "Have you ever -" he jumps up and interrupts you and shouts "TOUCHED YOUR OWN POOPS??".
Utahraptor: Also: he took photos of your house and built a supercomputer just to read your emails.
T-Rex: Hah! CLASSIC GOOGLE.
T-Rex: And if you try to use a nickname on YouTube he pulls you aside and says "Hey. HEY. Don't you want to use your real name instead?" and when you say "No, that's crazy, never ask me that again, why would anyone want that" he says "Okay, I'll ask you again real soon."
Utahraptor: That's our Google!
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