T-Rex: Man, you know what's hard? Creating work that will last the ages, immortalizing you forever in art! You know what's easy though?
T-Rex: KISSIN' ALL UP ON ARTISTS!!
T-Rex: So rather than working my whole life to master just a single art, instead I'm gonna hang out at artist bars and be REAL FUN. You know, maybe pick up a few artists? Maybe become their muse? Maybe inspire them to new heights of artistic expression with my rockin' bod??
T-Rex: Then they'll immortalize ME and I get to do the easy job: SMOOCHIN' BABES!!
Utahraptor: You want to be another Mona Lisa!
T-Rex: YES! She has her own Wikipedia page, did you know that?
T-Rex: All she did was sit in a chair 500 years ago and suddenly Wikipedia's all "AW HELL NAW, WE GOTS TO MAKE A PAGE ABOUT THIS!!" I can sit in a chair! I can smile enigmatically! Check it out!
Utahraptor: Are you doing it now?
T-Rex: I'M DOING IT NOW SO HARD!!
Narrator: LATER, AT AN ARTIST BAR:
Off panel: Laugh along with the common artists / Laugh along even though they're laughing at you / and the stupid things that you do / because you think that art is cool
T-Rex: Okay
T-Rex: I do though
