T-Rex: People are always crying that we need more punctuation marks to show things like sarcasm, sincerity, and so on. "Boo hoo hoo," they say, "the tears, they don't stop, abloo hoo hoo."
T-Rex: But we already have new punctuation, and only corporations use it!
T-Rex: I refer of course to the trademark symbol. Right now all it means is "I paid the government some money to make sure you can't say this sentence in the same places I get to say this sentence", but we can change that. We could use it to mean anything!™
Dromiceiomimus: Anything?™
T-Rex: Anything at all, baby!™
Utahraptor: It kinda just seems like you're saying corporate slogans back and forth.
T-Rex: Life's funny that way!™
Utahraptor: No, when you say short pithy things it's even worse.
T-Rex: Oh well!™ Language: it's weird!™
Utahraptor: T-Rex, listen: I don't want to live in your new utopia.
T-Rex: Hah hah hah!™
T-Rex: It's mandatory!!™
