T-Rex: There are lots of animals that can spit venom!
T-Rex: I'm not one of them though.
T-Rex: ...And maybe that should change??
T-Rex: But ohhhh noooo, wait that's impossible right now! We've got cosmetic surgery to adjust the sizes of noses, mammalian breasts, even foreheads, but have we put any research into augmenting our offensive capabilities? Nope!
T-Rex: I GUESS WE FORGOT ALL ABOUT THAT ONCE WE STARTED WORKING ON MAKING OTHER PEOPLE'S BOOBS BIGGER???
Utahraptor: It does seem to be a curious oversight.
T-Rex: It doesn't make any sense!
T-Rex: We could live in a world where our dating profiles read "Hey baby, I produce my own venom and spit it out of my fingertips, which is possible because that's what we've turned the mighty weight of our civilization towards" but instead, NOBODY can say that.
Utahraptor: This is the world we've left for our children.
Narrator: LATER, A MOMENT OF PERFECT SELF-AWARENESS:
T-Rex: Whoah!!
T-Rex: "I guess we forgot all about that once we started working on making other people's boobs bigger" is actually the most true sentence I've ever said
