T-Rex: Many a great work of literature has been written, but until now their endings have all sucked!
T-Rex: They have all sucked like whoah!
T-Rex: And the REASON these endings have all sucked like whoah is that every single great work of literature employs endings that don't suddenly throw in a SURPRISE TWIST that instantly calls into question your very conception of reality. Anyway, I fixed 'em.
Dromiceiomimus: You fixed... literature?
T-Rex: At least all the copies at the library, yep!
Narrator: LATER:
Utahraptor: T-Rex, have you been to the library?
T-Rex: Tee hee!
Utahraptor: I'm asking because my copy of Gone With The Wind ends with "After all, tomorrow is another day. OR IS IT??". And my copy of The Great Gatsby says "So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past. OR DO WE? AHHHH WHO KNOWS??"
T-Rex: Well they sound great.
Narrator: LATER, T-REX GETS A CALL FROM J.K. ROWLING:
Off panel: "The scar had not pained Harry for 19 years. All was well. OR WAS IT??" - I love it! Can you write the new sequels for me?
T-Rex: I'd be happy to. So! Harry's the wizard kid who never properly exploits his friend's time machine, right?
