T-Rex: Why don't we have robot cars that drive us around yet?

T-Rex: I want robot cars!

T-Rex: Driving is a job that's super boring but that nevertheless requires CONSTANT focus and attention, and if you slip up, you DIE. And do you know what we non-robots are pretty sucky at?
Dromiceiomimus: Not dying?
T-Rex: Whoah. I mean, YEAH: I was gonna say we're bad at staying focused on boring stuff, but man, we ARE bad at not dying, huh? We're terrible at it, like, as a RULE. We die all the time. We die in our SLEEP.

T-Rex: How bad do you have to be at sleep to DIE just by trying to do it??
Utahraptor: You were talking about robot cars?

T-Rex: Yeah, finish inventing them and legalize them already. Hey, can you think of a single thing to do that someone hasn't died attempting?
Utahraptor: ...Maybe something super modern like - posting to Twitter? I guess?
T-Rex: Man, someone's TOTALLY died posting to Twitter. I GUARANTEE IT.

Narrator: LATER, T-REX SEARCHES TWITTER FOR "oh no now I'm dead, lol":
T-Rex: 15 hits! 15 lives cut so tragically short that the only response left to us is this: a lol, perhaps a rofl.
T-Rex: Flights of angels sing thee to thy rest, @doctor_weedfart_haver_420!!