God: T-REX REMEMBER YOUR IDEA OF BEING TRAPPED IN A UNIVERSE TRAVELLING AT RELATIVISTIC SPEED
T-Rex: From yesterday?
T-Rex: K-
T-Rex: Kinda?
God: LOOK I'M NO PHYSICIST BUT WHAT IF IT'S THE OPPOSITE
God: LIKE WHAT IF INSTEAD THE UNIVERSE EXISTS FOR A LONG TIME AND THEN ANYONE LOOKING IN SEES THINGS MOVING SO SLOWLY THAT A SECOND IN HERE EQUALS A HUNDRED YEARS OUT THERE
T-Rex: So someone looking in would see us frozen in time! Whoah!
T-Rex: Awww! I like a frozen-in-time universe way better!
Utahraptor: I do too!
Utahraptor: Our every moment could be studied, observed, and finally - understood. We wouldn't have to worry about making sense of our lives, knowing someone outside is there doing it for us, and that they have all the time in the world. A multi-generational project covering just 30 seconds of my life: how flattering! How wonderful!
Narrator: SUDDENLY T-REX RECALLS ALL THE TIMES HE HAS ENJOYED PRIVATE "JUST ME" SEXY TIMES, SOME OF WHICH LASTED WELL OVER 30 SECONDS:
T-Rex: Aw geez, aw geez!!
T-Rex: *sigh*
T-Rex: Aw geez
