T-Rex: Relativity means that time dilates the faster you move. The faster you go, the slower time moves for you relative to a motionless observer!
T-Rex: And the Earth is rotating at about 1600 km an hour!!
T-Rex: So time's going just a little bit more slowly for us than it would be going for a motionless observer. Neat, huh?
Dromiceiomimus: Yeah! Plus the Earth orbits the sun at 107,000 km an hour, so we're stuck in time a little bit more.
T-Rex: Neat!
Dromiceiomimus: And the solar system itself is tearing around our galactic core at about 220km a SECOND.
T-Rex: ...N-Neat?
Utahraptor: And that's just the motion we know about!
T-Rex: There's MORE?
Utahraptor: The galaxy's moving through the universe, and the universe ITSELF could be moving. What if it's moving at relativistic speed, T-Rex? What if our universe exists for but a single split second, but it seems like billions of years for us, caught inside it?
T-Rex: OH NO I'M TRIPPING
T-Rex: BAAAALLLLSSSSSS
T-Rex: OH NO, NOW I DON'T WANT TO STOP TRIPPING THESE BALLS BECAUSE I'M OPEN TO POSSIBILITIES I'VE NEVER CONSIDERED BEFOORREEEE
T-Rex: NIIIIIIIIIICE