God: BAD NEWS T-REX
T-Rex: Oh?
God: ALL THE CORPORATIONS ARE REAL PEOPLE NOW
T-Rex: Oh.

T-Rex: Oh!!

T-Rex: Quick, Dromiceiomimus! Help me find Nintendo! I want to go on a date with Nintendo before anyone else does, in case the other guys are better than me at dating Nintendo!!
Dromiceiomimus: What if Nintendo's a dude?
T-Rex: WHAT IF I DON'T CARE

Narrator: LATER:
Utahraptor: Any luck finding Nintendo?
T-Rex: None!

T-Rex: I found Coca-Cola, but all he wanted to do was watch me drink Coke.
Utahraptor: I mean, that makes sense.
T-Rex: Then he wanted to go find athletes so he could pay them to say they drink Coke too.
Utahraptor: Again: makes sense.

T-Rex: Then his eyes rolled back in his head and Coke shot out from his face in a spectacular geyser! And lo, the entire food court was drenched in warm sticky Coca-Cola, and we drank. We drank until we were sated.
T-Rex: I'm - I'm not sure another multinational could love me anymore