T-Rex: Who here likes waiting? Raise your hand.

T-Rex: Wow nobody?

T-Rex: I guess that's because most of us have finite lifespans, and waiting steals TINY NIBBLES from our metaphorical life cookie!
Dromiceiomimus: Some things are worth the wait.
T-Rex: Like what?
Dromiceiomimus: ...Ice cream?

Utahraptor: ...Chicken wings?
T-Rex: Bah!

T-Rex: I can get both of those at the corner store, AND they're open 24 hours a day for my convenience!
Utahraptor: Yeah, but they're not quality! Sometimes quality takes time.
T-Rex: Sometimes YOUR MOM takes time!

T-Rex: ...to write back to my emails.
T-Rex: *sigh*

August 30th, 2011: I wrote this comic while stuck in 14 hours of traffic between Toronto and MA! Other things I did while parked in bumper-to-bumper in traffic:

• Got angry
• Got sad
• Made peace with "emotions"
• Bought a can of cola from a woman who set up a hand-delivery cola shoppe by the side of the road
• Talked on a walkie talkie until the batteries died
• Watched my wife walk to the car behind us where they were eating chips, and then she came back with a bag of chips
• Got passed by someone walking on foot
• Tried to guess wifi passwords of the houses we were passing; how is "homeiswherethisis" not unlocked by "theheart" or "yourheart", I ask you

All in all it was more fun than I could've reasonably expected!

IN OTHER NEWS:

Holy crap look what I made; I made the best poster:

One year ago today: this comic inspired by my good friend joey comeau, who when he lived with me was mr "candy and red bull for breakfast, candy and red bull for lunch, all-you-can-eat buffet of tummyaches, regret and recriminations for dinner"

– Ryan