T-Rex: There comes a time in each dinosaur's life when he or she must look him or herself in his or her mirror and -
T-Rex: - Excuse me for a moment.
T-Rex: English! What the HELL?

T-Rex: We need some gender-neutral pronouns, like, yesterday!

T-Rex: "It" is impersonal and rude, and don't even try to trot out "they" for me, English. Don't even. "They" is plural and has always been plural and I've got to believe in the entire history of English communication I'm not the first person to ever want to talk about someone without blabbing about gender identity! I could use "s/he" but that doesn't work orally, "his/her" is way cumbersome and "one" is so classy that only I ever get to use it!

Utahraptor: People have invented pronouns like "hir", "phe", "zhe", and "thon"!
T-Rex: Hah! "Thon". THON ENJOY THIS.

T-Rex: BUT THON THINK INVENTED PRONOUNS ALWAYS SOUND STRANGE? THON STILL LOOK FOR SOLUTION TO SATISFY EVERYONE.
Utahraptor: Well if you don't like both the existing options AND the constructed ones, what's left?
T-Rex: THON NOT KNOW BUT THON KNOW IT WHEN THON SEE IT.

T-Rex: WAIT, THON DECIDE THAT "THON" ACTUALLY AWESOME WORD AND EVERYONE SHOULD USE IT!
T-Rex: OTHERS NOW SAY "THERE COME A TIME WHEN THON MUST LOOK THONSELF IN MIRROR".
T-Rex: THON AGREE! THON HAVE LOT OF INTROSPECTION TO DO. THON BELIEVE UNEXAMINED LIFE NOT WORTH LIVING!!

November 7th, 2011: NEW DINOSAUR COMICS BOOK! Dinosaur Comics: Everybody Knows Failure Is Just Success Rounded Down.

There's a very limited number of these that can be signed and sketched in by me, so if that sounds like the kind of thing you'd say "wow that is a good idea!" you should get on that quick!

The book features a year's worth of comics, awesome new indices including an n-gram analysis I ran, AND an introduction by Andrew Hussie, whose long-standing interest in me is well-documented. You can also get this and the other DC book in a two-pack full of savings! THIS IS THE WORLD WE LIVE IN; IT'S - IT'S PRETTY OKAY

One year ago today: it's a powerful image for the passage of time that ALSO doubles as a reminder of when Martin Luther King Jr's Birthday (Observed) is

– Ryan