T-Rex: You know in those stories where there's this immortal guy and they talk about how bored they are and how boring life is after 5000 years or whatever? I am going to call something.
T-Rex: I am going to call SHENANIGANS.
T-Rex: You know who writes those stories? MORTALS. Folks using some of their PRECIOUS, FINITE LIFE to write a made-up story in which an imaginary person keeps going on about how being immortal is actually sucky and how they're totes jealous that others get to die someday.
T-Rex: Ridiculous!
T-Rex: And kinda sad!
Utahraptor: Dude, narratives are given meaning by their endings! They're the most important part!
T-Rex: Again, ridiculous!
T-Rex: Superman doesn't have an ending; he's back fighting crime every month but he's still interesting!
Utahraptor: He died once!
T-Rex: Yeah but it was STUPID, and it didn't take anyway. My point IS, if there's immortal people, they're learning all they can!
T-Rex: They're being amazed at the world's progression, they're sexing up many people in series AND in parallel! They're not writing stories about how boring living forever is. They leave that to us "mortalies"!
T-Rex: That's their racist name for us!!
