T-Rex: Some people have their obituaries published early, and then they get to read their own obituaries. Attention: obituary editors!

T-Rex: I AM TOTALLY INTO THIS.

T-Rex: I'd love to see what society thinks of me, how they sum up all my achievements, what words they finally choose to best describe my well-muscled and yet sexually alluring frame! Newspapers, please feel free to publish mine tomorrow! I SERIOUSLY PROMISE NOT TO MIND.
Dromiceiomimus: I'm pretty sure papers only have obits pre-written for famous people.
T-Rex: ...What?

Utahraptor: Yeah, when an obituary gets run prematurely, it's always for someone famous!
T-Rex: Man, that DOES make sense!

T-Rex: As a kid I thought newspapers kept obits for EVERYONE, updating them throughout their lives! They were like Santa, keeping track of us, drawing narrative threads together! I'd just never critically evaluated that belief as an adult.
Utahraptor: Really?
T-Rex: YES, REALLY.

T-Rex: Welp, I guess childhood is over for me!
Off panel: You still have Batman pillowcases on your bed, T-Rex.
T-Rex: Welp, I guess childhood continues unabated for me!