T-Rex: I have come up with an excellent way to be happy! Every time someone says a sentence, I simply add on a few words after it:
T-Rex: "In my opinion, I mean, and I'm probably totally wrong!"
T-Rex: Oh my goodness, it's been SO GREAT. People with stupid opinions now IMMEDIATELY acknowledge how dumb they are! Internet fights still have all the swears and name calling, but now they're instantly undermined by my new suffix.
Dromiceiomimus: This sounds pretty egocentric, T-Rex! In my opinion, I mean, and I'm probably totally wrong!
T-Rex: Niiiiice.
Utahraptor: But isn't this just reinforcing your own opinions?
T-Rex: No, man!
T-Rex: People can still disagree with me, but they're now at least saying they don't have any special expertise!
Utahraptor: In your opinion, you mean, and you're probably totally wrong!
T-Rex: Utahraptor, despite your obvious criticism, I'm still way into my new suffix!
Narrator: LATER:
T-Rex: "In the beginning God created the Heaven and the Earth. In my opinion, I mean, and I'm probably totally wrong!"
God: SEE T-REX
God: THIS IS EXACTLY WHY I KEEP MAKING IT SO YOU NEVER GET A PRINTING PRESS
