T-Rex: Do you guys know about T-Rex's Three Laws of Parties? I hope you do, because oh snap! This dude just went eponymous!
Narrator: T-REX'S THREE LAWS OF PARTIES
T-Rex: Law one: a sweet party may not injure sexy times or, through inaction, allow sexy times to come to harm. LAW TWO: a sweet party must allow admittance to any sentient being who is totally sweet, except where such admittance would conflict with the First Law. Law three! A sweet party must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the other Laws.
Dromiceiomimus: Aren't these just superficially altered Asimovian laws of robotics?
T-Rex: How is that a bad thing? Hello?! The laws worked for friggin' ROBOTS.
Utahraptor: In fiction!
Utahraptor: In real life they're super vague! How does a robot classify "harm"?
T-Rex: But identifying sexy times at a party is EASY, Utahraptor! Any sweet party that obeys my laws is known as a T-Rexian Party and it has my full support, okay? AND they get my stamp of approval too:
〚T-Rex is wearing a pink crown and is surrounded by stars and a round stamp〛
Stamp: T-REX STAMP OF APPROVAL
Stamp: OKAY, THIS PARTY SEEMS *AWESOME*
Off panel: T-Rex
Off panel: I can't see what I assume you're imagining
