T-Rex: Okay, yes, I'll admit it. Last night I fell down the stairs. But it doesn't make me less of a man! In fact, it makes me MORE of a man!
T-Rex: I fell down stairs and I am none the worse for wear!
T-Rex: And before you ask what happened, Dromiceiomimus, I'll assure you I was simply being ultra manly, and then I was being TOO manly, and then I fell down the stairs.
Dromiceiomimus: What really happened?
T-Rex: I... um, I just stood up too fast and then I passed out. Don't spread it around, though, okay? It's kinda UNMANLY.
Utahraptor: What? There's nothing unmanly about that!
T-Rex: I stood up too fast while exiting a HOT TUB.
Utahraptor: Men go in hot tubs! They're manly!!
T-Rex: The water was dyed pink. Aaaand there was a sign pointing to the hot tub that said "WIMPY DUDES (IN THEIR OWN WIMPY TEARS)".
Utahraptor: There -
T-Rex: And I was right beneath the arrow, waving to everyone who passed by.
T-Rex: Huh! You know what?
T-Rex: In retrospect, there already were some serious concerns with how my day was going
