T-Rex: Guys! Is it too late for a career change? What's the consensus of when it's too late for a career change?

God: IT'S NEVER TOO LATE FOR A CAREER CHANGE T-REX
T-Rex: Super!

T-Rex: Alright, from now on I am a FLAVOUR SCIENTIST, and before you say "That's not a real job, that's something gourmands with labcoats call themselves", I will tell you that we flavour scientists are responsible for all them natural and artificial flavours in the processed food you eat.
Dromiceiomimus: "All THOSE natural and artificial flavours", you mean.
T-Rex: Please, Dromiceiomimus. I'm a scientist.

Utahraptor: So flavour scientists invent tastes, then?
T-Rex: Precisely!

Utahraptor: Well I'm hoping you'll invent tastes yet untasted, T-Rex. Throw off the shackles of "outrageous orange" and "screamin' green"! Let's see what nostalgia tastes like, or summer! Give me my romance flavoured Fruit Roll-Ups!
T-Rex: I'm on it!!

Narrator: LATER.
T-Rex: Okay! Which do you want to try: "criminal obsession", or "nightmare terror"?
Off panel: Uh... nightmare terror, I guess?
T-Rex: Excellent! BUT I WARN YOU:
T-Rex: They're both basically scabs and grape juice

February 17th, 2010: Guys I've got a new shirt! It's actually a new version of one of the very first shirts I ever made, the EXTREME SHIRT:

Dudes skateboarding out of helicopters! THERE IS NOTHING MORE EXTREME. It's based on this comic from 2005, and while I kept the dudes from the 2005 shirt but upped the level of helicopter extreme by about 1 billion decaextremes!!

One year ago today: one day i'll write a comic like this and get a visit from the government, and the government will say, hey, how did you know about our listening device? and then the government will say, hey, we read your comic. we're big fans. keep it up, ryan.

– Ryan