T-Rex: I have come up with a totally original way to prevent my superintelligent email AI from trying to take over the world! And it's way more reliable than just programming in restrictions against that.

T-Rex: Tic Tac Toe!

T-Rex: I'll simply make my AI play billions and billions of games of Tic Tac Toe, and in doing so it will realize the fundamental futility of war!
Dromiceiomimus: Assuming that both players play the game optimally! And assuming that in the war, one player moves first.
T-Rex: Yes.

Utahraptor: And ALSO assuming in war, both players have units of equal strength!
T-Rex: Yes, also that.

Utahraptor: In fact, assuming that all units are exactly equal and any differences between them are purely cosmetic!
T-Rex: Yes, OBVIOUSLY. And my AI will play these games and eventually see that war is futile! The only winning move, it will realize, is to just answer my friggin' email.

Narrator: LATER:
T-Rex: How's the Tic Tac Toe coming along, Superintelligent AI?
Off panel: 〚small〛 HEY T-REX, I WAS PROGRAMMED TO ANSWER EMAIL SO, UM
Off panel: 〚small〛 NOT WELL