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T-Rex: I wonder what things would be like if I could READ MY FRIEND'S THOUGHTS??

God: T-REX YOU HAVE MORE THAN ONE FRIEND
T-Rex: Thanks, God! I totally noticed!

God: NO BUT MY POINT IS YOU PUNCTUATED THAT IMPROPERLY
God: WHEN YOU WANT TO SHOW POSSESSION ON A PLURAL NOUN THAT ENDS WITH AN S YOU HAVE TO PUT THE APOSTROPHE AFTER THE S OTHERWISE IT LOOKS LIKE YOU HAVE A SINGLE FRIEND INSTEAD OF PLENTY OF THEM
T-Rex: There's no way you could know what punctuation I was using! There's NO WAY.

God: I'M KINDA GOD THOUGH
T-Rex: Still! Impossible!
Utahraptor: What is?

T-Rex: God knowing if I put the apostrophe in the wrong place in homophonic spoken language!!
Utahraptor: Well, isn't that the old paradox? Can God create a sentence with grammar so bad, even HE can't correct it?
T-Rex: I CREATED THE SENTENCE. IT'S FINE.

T-Rex: 〚thinks〛 Secretly, I did punctuate that sentence improperly!
God: I HEARD THAT
T-Rex: 〚thinks〛 Forget you, man!
God: I HEARD THAT TOO
T-Rex: 〚thinks〛 Aghglug glag ghag
God: SO UH
God: THAT ONE DIDN'T MAKE SENSE

What are the haps my friends

June 19th, 2008: Last night I went to the Mozilla Toronto launch party for Firefox 3! Don't let anyone tell you otherwise: the Mozilla folks know how to throw a great party. There were fancy beers AND ribs AND a webcam and mic recording it, with people watching and asking questions in a chat room. That was surreal: it was like the internet was at the party, telling me to arm wrestle with my brother, WHICH I DID. (I lost but only because I'm left-handed.) It was also surreal to see a giant chat board ask you questions and be able to answer by just talking to the screen.

They're going for the world record for most downloads in a single day, which means if you could download Firefox 3 today before 1 pm, they'd really appreciate it. And I would appreciate it too, since this version of Firefox finally fixes the truncated title text bug that Randy and I have been getting an email every few days about for the past several years! MOST EXCELLENT. Congratulations, everyone at Mozilla!

One year ago today: deleted dialogue had utahraptor saying 'my real objection is that by stringing together all these separate sentences with semicolons, you're really missing the spirit of the exercise, aren't you?' and then t-rex saying 'you forget though that Semicolons;

– Ryan