T-Rex: You know when people say "oh my GOSH what if dreams are the REAL world and this world is all a crazy mixed-up dream??"
T-Rex: Attention everyone! You should not listen to these people!!
T-Rex: If the dream world is real, then the real world is one where stuff is crazy all the time, where people are always showing up for their public speaking engagements naked, where things are stupid and then really sexy and then stupid again. And in this insane universe, people are going to bed, falling asleep, and having entirely consistent dreams about checking their email?
Dromiceiomimus: Makes sense to me!
Utahraptor: Yeah, why wouldn't that be the case?
T-Rex: Because it's helluva stupid!
T-Rex: Any universe so insane would self-destruct before its inhabitants had the chance to go to sleep and dream of filling out dream income tax forms for dream income they got at their dream job. Dream there is used in a pejorative sense.
Utahraptor: Yeah, I followed that.
Narrator: THE NEXT MORNING:
T-Rex: So apparently in the REAL world, my friends are swarmed by zombies. The zombies then advance on me, and my response is to scream, charge them, and then instantly fall into REM sleep and wake up here.
T-Rex: I say again: STUPIDEST UNIVERSE EVER.
