T-Rex: Okay, so Herostratus burned down the Temple of Artemis. But what happened to the other Wonders of the World? My friends, I ask a bold question: indeed, the boldest. I ask the question shied away from by the greatest minds of our age:
T-Rex: Isn't it true that they were ALL destroyed by Herostratus?
God: T-REX THE MAUSOLEUM AND HANGING GARDENS AND COLOSSUS AND LIGHTHOUSE WERE ALL DESTROYED BY EARTHQUAKES LEAVING THE STATUE OF ZEUS TO BURN DOWN AND THE GREAT PYRAMID OF GIZA TO UM CONTINUE TO HANG AROUND
T-Rex: Earthquakes, huh? Huh. I guess Herostratus wasn't actually a time-travelling, mustachio-twirling, World Wonder destroying villain. Ah well! That's why pencils have erasers, right?
Utahraptor: But T-Rex, what would you call earthquakes?
T-Rex: Natural disasters?
T-Rex: Insurance motivators? Uh, building complicaters? Domino frustraters? Wobbley Times U.S.A.? Um... Shakey Shakes Central?
Utahraptor: Couldn't you also call them... "ACTS OF GOD"?
T-Rex: Oh my God! God is like Herostratus times - um, five!
God: MAN I'M BLAMED FOR EVERYTHING BUT I NEVER GET THE CREDIT FOR HOW PEOPLE'S HEADS EXPLODE WHEN SEEING SOMETHING REALLY SURPRISING
T-Rex: Maybe because that never happens!
God: LISTEN
God: YOU GUYS NEED TO FIGURE OUT SOME MORE SURPRISING STUFF BECAUSE IT'S GONNA BE GREAT
