T-Rex: The Temple of Artemis was one of the Seven Wonders of the World. It was this really big temple, you guys! But it was burned down. Arson!
T-Rex: Arsonist's name was Herostratus!
T-Rex: And the ancient Greeks would be TOTALLY PISSED that I just said that! They were so angry at Herostratus - who freely admitted that he burned down A WONDER OF THE WORLD just because he wanted his name to be remembered - that they not only executed him, but they erased him from history, forbidding anyone from mentioning his name! Under penalty of death!
T-Rex: Pretty friggin' intense!!
Utahraptor: But it didn't work!
T-Rex: Nope!
T-Rex: It turns out you can't make a law saying "dudes nobody say this guy's name anymore okay" without saying his name SOMEWHERE? But, I mean, I understand why they were upset. Kind of a dick move, Herostratus. I want to go down in history, but not for being the World's Suckiest Greek.
Utahraptor: I hear that!
Narrator: LATER, T-REX AND UTAHRAPTOR GO DOWN IN HISTORY FOR BEING THE WORLD'S SUCKIEST GREEKS:
Off panel: Damn it, T-Rex! All the irony surrounding YOUR friggin' life is now rubbing off on me!
T-Rex: I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry!!
