T-Rex: It turns out my "ahappiness" idea is actually pretty close to the Buddhist idea of transcending desire! I HAVE INDEPENDENTLY INVENTED BUDDHISM.
T-Rex: Nice!
T-Rex: That's one for the ol' resume, eh Dromiceiomimus? "Independently invented Buddhism." Put that down next to "Received props from a bear", "High-fived a bear", and "Has a driver's license that suggests my middle name is 'Commander Punchy'."
Dromiceiomimus: I remember that driver's license!
T-Rex: Who could forget?
Utahraptor: But do you really have a resume that says that stuff?
T-Rex: My friend, I sure do!
T-Rex: It's my Emergency Resume, used only in situations in which I really really want the job. If it's a regular old job it gets the regular old resume, but if it's a really good job, I bust out the "E.R."
Utahraptor: And it works?
T-Rex: Hasn't failed me yet!
Narrator: EARLIER:
Off panel: I'm sorry, T-Rex, but we feel you're not the best qualified application for this position.
T-Rex: But have you examined Appendix A of my resume, in which there is an amazingly sweet HOLOGRAPHIC Batman sticker?
Off panel: !!
Off panel: I have NOT
