T-Rex: I have invented the best way to reveal the prejudices and preconceptions of my friends.
T-Rex: Reverse lightbulb jokes!
T-Rex: Dromiceiomimus, I'll give you the punchline and you'll supply the identifiable social group to be mocked, okay? The punchline is: "Just one: they hold the lightbulb still while the world revolves around them."
Dromiceiomimus: Easy! "How many socialites does it take to change a lightbulb?"
T-Rex: INTERESTING.
God: DO ME
Utahraptor: Do me!
T-Rex: Sure!
T-Rex: Um, okay: "Just one, but it doesn't matter: they'll never see the light anyway."
God: ENTHUSIASTS OF THINGS THAT I AM NOT A FAN OF
Utahraptor: Blind people!
T-Rex: Oh snap! Wow. Classy, guys!
Narrator: LATER:
T-Rex: Alright, last one, everyone! "Both of them."
Off panel: Honest politicians!
Off panel: Actually important bloggers!
Off panel: People at work who I haven't had sex with!
T-Rex: Pardon?
Off panel: See, I have a lot of sex
