T-Rex: I had a lot of work to do, so I played unrelated video games, which - through a mechanism that's so obvious it doesn't bear discussing here - also got all my work done!
Narrator: A GLIMPSE INTO A BETTER WORLD
Dromiceiomimus: I laid awake until 4am thinking about all my problems!
T-Rex: Sweet!
Dromiceiomimus: Yes, because all that endless introspection helped me discover easy, practical solutions that I could implement right away! I woke up early, refreshed and energized, ready to make positive change in my life!
Utahraptor: I remembered something stupid I said FULLY A DECADE AGO, and still felt stupid about it!
T-Rex: Oh no!
Utahraptor: Yes, so I projected my consciousness back in time, and made it so I didn't say the stupid thing.
T-Rex: Nice.
Utahraptor: Yes, it was.
Utahraptor: It was really, really nice.
Narrator: STARE INTO THIS PANEL LONG ENOUGH AND THERE MAY BE A CHANCE THAT YOU CAN ENTER THIS BETTER WORLD
Narrator: PLEASE LET ME KNOW IF YOU DO
Narrator: PLEASE COME BACK FOR ME
