T-Rex: I've got a joke book from the 1700s, so buckle up everyone, because it's time...

T-Rex: ...for some CLASSIC COMEDY!!

T-Rex: Check this out, Dromiceiomimus! Henry the IVth, of France, reading an ostentatious Inscription on the Monument of a Spanish Officer, "Here lies the Body of Don, &c., &c. who never knew what Fear was." Then said the King, he never snuffed a Candle with his Fingers.
Dromiceiomimus: ...
Dromiceiomimus: ...Huh.

Utahraptor: If you lick your finger first it's fine. Did we invent licking your fingers after the 1700s?
T-Rex: Okay, try this:

T-Rex: An amorous young Fellow making very warm Addresses to a marry'd Woman, "Pray, Sir, be quiet," said she, "I have a Husband that won't thank you for making him a Cuckold." "No Madam," reply'd he, "but you will I hope."
Utahraptor: I'm choosing to believe he's saying he'll seduce her husband instead.

T-Rex: Okay how about this: a Parson preaching a tiresome Sermon on Happiness or Bliss; when he had done, a Gentleman told him, he had forgot one Sort of Happiness: Happy are they that did not hear your Sermon.
Off panel: Ahahah! YES!
Off panel: #*%@ TIRESOME SERMONS FROM PARSONS!!