God: T-REX TODAY IS THE DAY FOR TOTAL EMOTIONAL HONESTY
T-Rex: Nopers!!
T-Rex: TODAY is the day of continuing to leave certain emotions unstated AND/OR ignored!
T-Rex: This is because total honesty has the power to DESTROY relationships! FOR EXAMPLE, Dromiceiomimus, if we're in a committed monogamous relationship, I don't want my friend or even a random dude coming up to you and saying how he loves you more than anything and how he could never admit it until now! I want him to suffer in silence. For the greater good!
Dromiceiomimus: Is he hot?
Utahraptor: You're privileging your happiness over his!
T-Rex: No! I'm just looking at TOTAL happiness.
T-Rex: My girlfriend and I are in love, and my friend and I are happy. This equals 15 happiness points, 10 for love and 5 for friendship.
Utahraptor: Okay.
T-Rex: But if he confesses love to her, I'm now UNhappy with my friend, and we're down 5 HP! Forget THAT noise.
Off panel: I think you're just setting up this point system so that it supports you and your lady friend staying together!
T-Rex: UTAHRAPTOR STAY AWAY FROM MY GIRLFRIEND
T-Rex: WHEN I GET ONE
T-Rex: HER NAME WILL BE "SAMANTHA"; IT IS A PRETTY NAME
