Narrator: COMPRESSED FILM COMICS
Narrator: TODAY'S FILM:
Narrator: JURASSIC PARK II
T-Rex: aw.
T-Rex: I hope you like disappointing sequels!
T-Rex: Uh - ok, I'm a T-Rex, but, uh, all my symbolism is stripped down in exchange for mindless destruction.
Dromiceiomimus: Are we still on an island?
T-Rex: Wasn't this one on a boat?
Dromiceiomimus: Who knows!
Utahraptor: Raptors are more important in this one! Smarter, too!
T-Rex: Too bad nobody saw it!
Utahraptor: Do we fight?
T-Rex: I don't know.
Utahraptor: I represent humanity's folly!
T-Rex: At the end, I get to attack a city!
T-Rex: IT'S PLAUSIBLE!
