T-Rex: Why can't I say two things at the same time? I've tried just now and all I got out of it was a passport stamped for FAILURE TOWNE.
God: FAILURE TOWNE IS ITS OWN INDEPENDENT NATION HUH
T-Rex: Apparently, dude!
T-Rex: But saying a word is just generating a sound wave, right? I could record myself twice saying different things, and then superimpose their waves to get a new one! Then all I'd need to do is train myself to produce THAT wave and it would sound like I'm saying two things at once! I could even do it by rote. Then when people ask me to do things, I could say "yes" and "no" at the same time, and then they'd probably dislike me a little.
Utahraptor: I think we've got physical limitations that prevent this!
T-Rex: Balderdash!
T-Rex: You're just saying that because you've never seen it done, dear friend! But I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna figure out how to shape my tongue and mouth and vocal cords to generate the appropriate waveform, and then I'm gonna TRAVEL THE WORLD, saying two things at once.
Utahraptor: Okay!
Narrator: THE LITTLE VOICE IN T-REX'S HEAD:
T-Rex: Hey, T-Rex!
T-Rex: T-Rex!
T-Rex: You would actually prefer to stay at home and renew old friendships
