T-Rex: Today is the day. Yes!
T-Rex: Today is the day I lose my fear of ZOMBIES.
Narrator: T-REX AND THE LIVING DEAD
T-Rex: The way I see it, zombies are either avoidable or too effective. The only way to become a zombie is to be bitten by one, but not to get eaten, yes? Then the bite kills you and you come back as a zombie. But zombies WANT to eat you! It's only the sucky ones that bite you and don't finish the job. So if the first zombie was REALLY GOOD, the infection wouldn't spread, because he'd cold eat all his victims! And if he was sucky you could just avoid him, on account of his suckiness.
T-Rex: PROBLEM: SOLVED.
Utahraptor: You're coming from a medical perspective, right?
Utahraptor: The idea is that there's not too many diseases that can spread easily AND kill you overnight, because they're too effective: the infection wouldn't spread, and the disease dies.
T-Rex: Yes! Zombies are too effective to be contagious. That's why they can't exist in real life!
Narrator: LATER: FAST-MOVING PULMONARY ANTHRAX ZOMBIES
T-Rex: I take it back I take it back!!
