T-Rex: So, Dromiceiomimus: do you know how to draw superheroes? I've got such a great idea for a comic.
Narrator: (IN THIS PANEL, DROMICEIOMIMUS SAYS YES)
T-Rex: Sweet! Okay, so the idea is, there's this guy, Lee, right? Only one day he gains SUPER POWERS. And I'm not sure how he gets them yet but BASICALLY he's got this slot in the top of his head, and he can write words on cards and put them in the slot, and he gains those qualities! So say a decision has to be made: he writes "decisive" on a card and forces it into his head, and he becomes Decisive Lee! He then has the power to do things decisively. SUPER decisively!
Utahraptor: So he's got any power that can be described by an English adverb ending in "ly"?
T-Rex: PRECISELY!
T-Rex: But not just Precise Lee - he can be Compelling Lee, Obliging Lee - even Furious Lee! But the catch is, the cards stick out, so enemies know what they're dealing with. "Oh cool, we're dealing with Conclusive Lee", they'll say. "We can ask him some questions."
Utahraptor: I see.
Narrator: FIFTY YEARS LATER:
T-Rex: Have I TRULY won every single award in comics?
