Off panel: Excuse me, sir!! This bill you gave me is counterfeit!
T-Rex: Aw snapadoodle!
Narrator: "COUNTERFEIT BILLS COMICS"
T-Rex: So then I just gave her a new bill. It was a little embarrassing, but my REAL problem is what to do with this fiver, now that I know it's a fake!
Dromiceiomimus: Spending it would just shift the problem onto somebody else.
T-Rex: Exactly! And bringing it to a bank just means I'm out $5; they wouldn't exchange it for a real bill because then the counterfeiters could just go to the banks too.
Utahraptor: I think you are an unfortunate victim without recourse of CURRENCY CRIME, my friend!
T-Rex: Aw poo.
Utahraptor: The best you can do is report it to the police and be more vigilant in the future. Unless you're willing to further the crime by passing it off as legal tender, I'm afraid you're out the five dollars.
T-Rex: Man! You know where I got the fake money? Change from a friggin' fast food restaurant.
T-Rex: I blame the Colonel Sanders!
God: COLONEL SANDERS HAS BEEN ADDED TO YOUR REVENGE LIST
T-Rex: Well good!
