T-Rex: Hey everyone! Stop saying "bitches" so much!
T-Rex: There are other words than "bitches"! Daaamn!
T-Rex: These words include such fine examples as "fellows", "gravy", and "Monterey Jack".
Dromiceiomimus: Are we to use these words in place of "bitches"?
T-Rex: Exclusively! FOR EXAMPLE, instead of saying "Hey! Get off my back, bitches!" I can NOW say, "Hey! Get off my back, Monterey Jack!"
Utahraptor: That one only works because it rhymes!!
T-Rex: Says you, gravy!
Utahraptor: See? See? That one only makes you sound like you're dumb and want gravy.
T-Rex: I do want gravy.
Utahraptor: Alright.
Utahraptor: I don't have any.
Narrator: LATER:
T-Rex: I've allowed my love of gravy to distract from my prescriptivist linguistic crusade!
God: THAT'S THE FIRST TIME ANYONE HAS EVER SAID THAT
T-Rex: Seriously? Does that mean I get into heaven FOR FREE??
God: HONESTLY
God: IT HELPS
