Narrator: A CAUTIONARY TALE FOR ALL THE CHILDREN
T-Rex: Gosh, am I the ultimate friend? I am supportive and a good listener! I do favours and care and keep track of everything that's going on in my friends' lives.
T-Rex: T-REX: THE ULTIMATE FRIEND?
Dromiceiomimus: You're a good friend, T-Rex, but I'm not sure if you're the ultimate friend! It seems to ME that the ultimate friend would come over and do my dishes for me.
T-Rex: Aha, my friend, but once again I said "the ultimate friend", not "the ultimate pushover"! But I'll still do your dishes sometimes, if I'm there!
Dromiceiomimus: Aww!
Utahraptor: Ultimate Friend, close your eyes and tell me what colour my eyes are!
T-Rex: Easy!
T-Rex: Your eyes are a distinctive shade of... icy blue!!
Utahraptor: Nope!
T-Rex: Piercing orange!
Utahraptor: Nope!
T-Rex: A chartreusey shade of puce?
Utahraptor: Nobody's eyes are a chartreusey shade of puce.
Narrator: THE END
