T-Rex: Wouldn't it be totally neat if life was more like a text-based adventure game?
T-Rex: "You look around and see that the answer is yes!"
T-Rex: It'd be great because people would have solid goals - nobody would be left wondering what to do with their lives!
Dromiceiomimus: But everyone would demand you do favours for them in exchange for inventory items!
T-Rex: Yeah! Plus, we'd have omniscient second-person narration!
Utahraptor: Have you been talking to the Devil, T-Rex?
T-Rex: Nopers!
Utahraptor: Huh! This really sounds like something he'd come up with. Anyway, I'm pretty sure this would be sucky, because we'd all be in bed thinking "get up" and then thinking "I don't see 'up' here", and then thinking "get out of bed", "stand up", and so on, until we hit on the right syntax to get ourselves moving. No thanks!
Narrator: LATER, T-REX COMES ACROSS A GIANT CRUISE SHIP!
T-Rex: "take boat"
