T-Rex: "Live every day like it's your last." How hard could it be?
Narrator: LATER:
T-Rex: Upon closer inspection, forget THAT noise!
T-Rex: I'm not going to live my life according to a dumb cliché saying, and anyway, IF I DID, it would be ridiculous because I'd either end up spending each day in increasing terror trying to do something universally memorable, or, more heartwarming, spending each and every day thanking my friends for their love and watching the sunset while quietly weeping! NO THANKS.
Utahraptor: So you're not going to do either of those today?
T-Rex: I guarantee it!
Utahraptor: Ah well! That's too bad. Dromiceiomimus and I had some plans tonight to watch the sunset while quietly weeping. We were going to invite you, but nope!
T-Rex: You know what? I find the existence of these plans DOUBTFUL.
Narrator: LATER:
T-Rex: Oh man, a sunset! Boo hoo hoo!
