T-Rex: Hello! You need to fall in love.
Narrator: TIME TO FALL IN LOVE, EVERYONE
Narrator: what is the hold up
T-Rex: Everybody needs to fall in love! To fall in love is to value another person's happiness above your own, to want to be with them and make your lives together the best they could possibly be. Are you saying you would not like to love and be loved? Of course you would. Your partner is out there looking for you. You should probably get on this.
Utahraptor: Whoah, not everyone needs to fall in love!
T-Rex: You are diluting our message here, UTAHRAPTOR.
Utahraptor: I'm serious! People get so hung up on finding "the one" that they forget everything else. You can have an entirely rewarding life without being "so madly in love" with someone! Close friendships and a private room can offer most of the things love does.
T-Rex: A private room? Oh man, were you just namedropping M.C. MASTURBATION?
Off panel: You can stop calling it that anytime, T-Rex.
T-Rex: 〚narrates〛 How had we gone from love to masturbation so quickly? Had this question been asked before?
